Stupid Facebook Status Updates: My Hair Is Not Gay

Stupid Facebook Status Updates: This Is Just Funny

A good reason to really look over your photos before posting them....

Stupid Facebook Status Updates: Too Much Information Jason

Stupid Facebook Status Updates: Need I Say More?

Stupid Facebook Status Update: Cheating Wife

Stupid Facebook Status Updates: Spain Is In Mexico

Facebook Karma: It's A Beautiful Thing

Stupid Facebook Status Update #16: Busted

Friend  #1936.. I'm so popular :D

Lucille:  Michael, I was number 72.  Thanks for accepting my friend request :D

Michael: :D  let's get together sometime.

Lucille:  We're together everyday.

Michael:  ??

Lucille:  This is your mother and Lucille is not the only friend of yours that's me.  :P

Stupid Facebook Status Update #15

LOL

Stupid Facebook Status Update #14

Stupid Facebook Status Udate #13

LMAO!!

Stupid Facebook Status Update #12

I HATE FACEBOOK!!!!!!

Stupid Facebook Status Update #11

Response: I hate that!

Stupid Facebook Status Update #10

Stupid Facebook Status Update #9

WTF did you put in that drink you gave me?  It tasted like piss

Response:  Right you are!  You tasted it before huh?!


Lesson:  Don't be a smart-ass on facebook...

Stupid Facebook Status Update #8

I rather be pissed off, then pissed on...
 

Some people like what they like....  What is one to do?

This is not my status update...It's just a stupid status update...

Stupid Facebook Status # 7

Stupid Facebook Status Update #6

Facebook wanted to give me a timeline
I told them to get in line
Then they gave me a deadline
Now, I'm screwed.

Stupid Facebook Status Update #5

Fucking Farmville...I'm moving back to Cityville

Stupid Facebook Status Update #4

I'm blonde, wearing a pink blouse, black pants and going to the spot at 8:00 P.M. tonight...Do you want to be my stalker?

Stupid Facebook Status Update #3


What I really want to say is that I LOVE YOU, but am too chicken shit, so I dress it up in a song and hope that you'll understand my cryptic message.

Stupid Facebook Status Update #2


Remember the song "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon?

You probably think this update is about you, don't you?

 

 

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WTF...Do I look like Mel Fisher to you?  I ain't no Mel Fisher (don't you love the double negative?)  I ain't no Indiana Jones and I as hell ain't no Sherlock Holmes... And I don't want to be...